I'm breaking my brain trying to figure out what possible configuration could make that say "I <3 New York."

win!

Because calling for violently enforced eugenics is so different from racism...

How ominous...

I'm with you on the firearms and the annoyance at the tone of this article.

I don't actually think he wouldn't fuck me again, I'm just worried he'd be secretly repulsed. It's more my own insecurities than anything.

Ooh I like the boyshorts ones. I wish they came in black but that's a lot better than crotch-hugging bikini bottoms. Thank you!

I reeeaaallly don't like the way skorts look. I might try the board shorts this summer and see what kind of feedback I get.

I wish that I could wear board shorts like men. I have no problem with my upper body and I think my tits look bangin' in a bikini top but my bottom half looks like when you pop the cardboard tube of Pillsbury biscuits. My thighs are jiggly and my ass has cellulite. Also, I don't feel very comfortable with bikini…

It must have been awkward for Emily Blunt that her husband's One True Love, Jenna Fischer, was there.

I looooved that nude scene. Dude has a nice dong.

Psh he is so sexy. Even more so because of his squishiness.

So she's Zooey Deschanel?

Really? My time in the midwest has led me to believe that raw midwestern values are "add cheese" and "you haven't added enough cheese yet, add more." This is why I love the midwest but I definitely don't look supermodel HOT.

Why do celebrities give their pets the most boring names? Puppy, Zefron? That's not even a little bit cheeky, like naming your dog cat or duck or something.

Good for her. He should consider himself lucky she didn't post the offending picture as well.

She's my hero forever.

OH YES. OH FUCKING YES.

Party Slutz 4 Lyfe!

Can someone tell me what the fuck the point of this article/interview was? The only remotely interesting question was the last one.