Haha I now know how to feel now that I have consulted our resident Carebear.

I am waiting for GareBear's opinion on this.

OH MY GOD YES.

I LOVE YOU, JOSH HUTCHERSON!

Good point. I hadn't thought of that. While I was spending all my energy concealing the laundry, I neglected to notice that my unmade bed and fridge full of beer and nothing else were already giving me away.

*whispers* I still have mine too! It's a relic from the days of AIM but I'm too sentimental/lazy to delete it. My screenname is just too rad.

Haha yeah, that's what I meant. It clearly is the worst for everyone, but the implication that it's a "women's problem" is lame. Protip: shove it under the bed. Then you uphold the appearance of a functioning adult and can prevent it from taking over your whole room while you put off doing it until you run out of…

You're just mad you couldn't link your account to your AOL email address!

Haha yeah much of his online activity does scream "old person figured out the internet!" And now that you mention it, I do find myself frustrated with your constant posting about the 100 uses for vinegar, or 50 little known facts. YES Chritter, I DO know I can't lick my own elbow! NO I will not forward it to 20…

Wow, that is fucked up and insulting. I'm a snarky bitch, so I would say something like "I'm sorry you have such trouble maintaining balance in your life, but not all of us find it that difficult. And I don't have any dirty laundry in my house right now because my boyfriend/husband did it. Imagine that." I realize you…

Yeah, I know he probably just thought it was cute and clever. He posts a metric fuck ton of things on Pinterest, and it's all pretty silly. But I love him so much so it still gave me a major sad.

It's such a strange text message. If he had left out the part about the gym and working out like a beast it would have sounded totally normal. I'm completely torn but want to give him the benefit of the doubt.

I ALWAYS freak out when I get a new pet (well, I've only had two, but you know) or when I make some big change. Trust me, it gets less weird. I now can't imagine my life without kittyonfire. There are always difficulties (like this past weekend when kittyonfire swallowed something and had to have surgery and has cost…

This is AMAZING.

That's how I felt. :(

Haha I have enjoyed watching this progression in all of your posts about him. It was like some sort of soap opera. I had a feeling this was coming.

George Takei posted this on Pinterest...

Ah, the Great Condom Piss Fiasco of '11. I remember that. Congrats! Woooo!!!

I had no idea! Very cool.

Wait, what? For some reason I thought you were an English speaking person (from the US or England or somewhere) who is living abroad for studying purposes. English isn't your first language?? You write in English remarkably well. I'm assuming you learned it at a very young age?