girlonfire
girlonfire
girlonfire

My friend thinks you're the best! : )

So...uh...a friend of mine wants to know where the best place to watch Mad Men illegally is. She lost track of the link that you guys showed her the last time...she...asked you about this.

Making fudge is waaaaay more important than boiling an egg.

I really enjoy that you drunkenly called us "Jezzis" and that you're sending us good vibes from "Austrian." And you're going to be great! Best of luck!

"If wild speculation holds true, Robert Pattinson may star in yet another filmified YA novel — the actor is rumored to be up for the role of Finnick Odair in Catching Fire"

Too late:

Yeah, instead they showed the wedding of the really annoying whiney chick! I was so bummed out. But I cried when they saw each other in their dresses.

I consider that movie to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I don't think I enjoyed even a second of it.

WOW. I love you for showing me this!

Hi spacegod!

Hahaha! That's ridiculous. I hope I can find the one you're talking about. the problem is, some of the people on here are so naturally ridiculous that it might be hard to tell who's faking it and who isn't.

Yeesh, I couldn't spend that much either.

Okay, now THIS is adorable. I luuuuuuuurve you too!

I saw one and I was driving all over Chi-town today.

Something like this?

Both, either. I like to put some on myself and a bit on the tip of the vibe.

Season 5, episode 4. I just finished it and I may or may not be crying right now...

But it's such happy fluffy stress relief! And it has Randy!

Same advice as I'd give if you were having sex - go slow, use lube. The best part is, you control everything! Try it externally first and see what feels good and if you feel up to it or think you'd like it, slowly start to insert it a little at a time. I personally can't get off internally with a vibrator (even though

SAY YES TO THE DRESS IS ON NETFLIX.