It was not Zac Efron, but I would be surprisingly okay with that. In fact, the more I think about it the more I like it. Of course, nobody is perfect enough to be my darling Finnick.

NO, Kellan Lutz, NO! We all know what role you have your eyes on and you can't have it! You look nothing like him and you don't have half the charm. Someone on Jez mentioned this other guy who has the perfect flippy bronze hair and boyish good looks but I can't remember his name. Help?

OMG BO.

"none of this is the fault of standard-size women (except for the ones who run clothing companies and, for some reason, don't want a bajillion fat-people dollars)"

I'm not saying you can't do one off of someone's head, I'm saying you can't do one off of someone's head while sitting on their shoulders (if you look at the other pictures you'll see that's what she's doing). Plus, if it's on his head and she's on his shoulders, it has to be a personal amount because who else can get…

I've never read anything of hers but I like her spunk. Mainly because I loathe Carl Hiaasen.

I'm going to go with blunt with crazy flash. Coke doesn't stick to someone's hair in little clumps like that. Plus, you don't push coke onto a piece of paper, you roll said paper and use it to snort it up, which would be exceptionally difficult while on someone's head (the angles, people!). Additionally, that is a lot…

For a second I thought that was MoGlo's avatar! You guys totally should have photoshopped some laptops under her nose instead.

Yeah, exactly. Jon Stewart is, as we say, "good for the Jews."

Um, what on earth makes this dude think us Jews will support him on this one?

Win.

Oooh, but he was such a hilarious dick!

I guess I just fail to see how, even if the card were suggesting that Jack and Jill were in a relationship, it would be remotely appropriate or inoffensive. It would still be implying that trans people go around tricking people they get into relationships with, and that was still what you were implying in your…

Bar Rafaeli - I loathe the security theater pat down procedure, but is it really necessary to turn the issue into gay panic?

I'm sorry if my comment came across as accusatory. I'm not saying that you are prejudiced and bigoted, just that your reasons for saying that this card is acceptable because it is promoting the idea of informed consent are rooted in transphobic ideas. Trans people are the butt of the joke in the card. It is presenting…

I just wanted to add something that I'm not certain everyone else has hit on yet. Your ideas about informed consent are good. Yes, everyone has the right to know certain things about their partner if they are going to engage in sexual activity with them. But presenting that argument isn't relevant to the card at all.…

Anthro has fauxhemian, but it has a much wider range of influences. There are trendy pieces, classic pieces, and vintage inspired pieces as well. It's why I think the brand has much more to offer than the other two. UO is all trend, and Free People is all exceptionally expensive hippie wear. Anthro isn't so one-note.…

Alright, we can keep Free People. It's not shitty like UO is. I'm just biased against it because I hate faux-hemian.

I loathe UO for the most part but I adore Anthro unabashedly. My personal advice for the company: get rid of UO and Free People and just stick to the only brand that is worthwhile. Lower the prices a bit at Anthro so you can attract a younger clientele but uphold the same standards of class, good service, and good…

Well, you can start with the fact that "Tranny" is a slur.