Ughh who is promoting these trolls??

WOW. For a minute there I was afraid that Kanye actually acquired the self-awareness that would be required to tweet that, and I started to prepare for the end of days. The I scroll down and you Jezzies informed me that it's not really Kanye. All is right with the world.

Oh that? He got that running away from the tracker jackers.

And here I was thinking I couldn't love Josh Hutcherson any more than I already do...

"JK Rowling is in the middle of writing another Harry Potter book! It will be an encyclopedia"

- I was given awesome blowie tips from my gay bestie before I ever gave one. I never thanked him for that...

Are there any other (read: better) celebrities on Pinterest? I just followed George Takei and I already follow Barack Obama's intern. Anyone else I need to know about?

It is...dare I say it...Middletonesque.

Seriously. I don't see how anyone can say this schtick isn't derivative. Has no one heard of Edie Sedgwick?

But you'd need at least a chocolate milkshake pond for dipping!

"Quirky things used to happen to her. She would land in Paris and for some reason there would always be a duke or a count who would want to show her around town. She would always say ‘Why are they giving me so many flowers and so much Champagne?'"

"In an ideal world, no one would eat McDonalds ever"

I don't know who Refused is, but At the Drive In is THE BEST EVER.

Oh, forgot to add - I know a lot of people believe in astrology but I can't help but snort any time someone references it in a serious way. A few weeks ago an otherwise totally sane woman I know told me "You need to really be careful the next few weeks/month/whatever. Mercury is going to be in retrograde" and it took…

NOOOOOOO Mila! I thought you were better than this! Also, your dress looks like it's CGIed onto your body.

I don't think men who are Doms in the BDSM community are looked at with suspicion or disdain, because being a Dom involves a lot of care and kindness. But there is a difference between being dominant sexually and getting off on degrading women (which is more of what you're talking about, I think). In that case I think…

I don't know who to side with in this issue - frankly, I probably agree with no one. On the one hand, the Catholic Church's seemingly adamant desire to force women to have as many babies as they possibly can is disturbing. On the other hand, I know Catholics who use the rhythm method, and I always thought it was…

Man, Coachella really brings out the hipster in me. It really grosses me out that a music festival has turned into a fashion show for rich privileged white kids and celebrities. I sometimes read Refinery 29 and they have all of these fucking slideshows dedicated to "Chella Fashion" in which they recommend $900 fringed…

HA. HA HA. HA.

"God, I am so sick of that bullshit line. Men love that line! Not that women can't be mean to each other—obviously we can and do and we're really good at it—but it's such an obvious obfuscation to act like woman-on-woman cruelty is somehow worse than patriarchal oppression. As though that behavior just exists in a…