Does Trump think leaning forward is slimming or something? Because he’s always doing that and it looks super awkward. Like he shit his pants.

things i like, by me.

Now if a freaking wild animal can sit neatly in a seat, WHY do we have to deal with manspreading?

Say what you will about the raccoons, I’ll take them over the B&T coyotes that ride Metro North.

I, for one, welcome our new trash panda overlords!

“give the gift of love, spend some precious time, sing some Christmas carols, even bust a rhyme.” And then there’s a dubstep breakdown.”

Here for Janelle Monáe, Lily Collins, and Emmy Rossum’s looks. I do like Mandy Moore’s dress too but I think the whole look would have been better with her hair up, maybe?

OMG Lily Collins is perfection

Thank you Mr. Travolta for finally killing the stereotype of the always stylish gay man.

PEOPLE WONDER WHY I USE ALL CAPS.

tbh I too would have someone sing “You Don’t Own Me” at my wedding. Gotta be clear on that one, even in matrimony this bitch doesn’t belong to no man. (Except in a monogamy way. Property way/rights way/up-to-the-twentieth-century way, hell no.)

I’m not crying. You’re the one crying.

Too late about the Trump turnoff also.

Can we turn off Jez for the night on this sweet heartbreaking note? Before some awful Trump bullshit ruins it?

Can we have a knitted Tauntaun carcass too?

I prefer the shark ones that make you look like you’re being eaten.

I love her. I love love love her. Millennials will never get how much she means to those of us who grew up with her. Madonna forever ❤️

She’s young for a presidential candidate, she has amazing work ethic, she has stamina, she defers to specialists, she is pro-civil rights and the environment — I mean, why the fuck not. Without exaggeration she is galaxies better than what we’re looking at.

Could this be the only good thing about Trump? Now pretty much anyone could run for president and be taken seriously. It really opens up a world of possibilities.

Madonna was interviewed before the show and was asked if she would consider running for president one day. She replied, “Maybe”. When asked what would be the first thing she’d do as president she replied that she would pay school teachers a whole lot more.