Or a low-rent Kylie Jenner. Whatever.

Jeff Goldblum. Is it weird that I would bang him like bottom of a ketchup bottle if I ever had the chance?

I think I’d act like I was going to shake his hand and then do the “pull away at the last second and run hand through hair” while saying something about not shaking hands with nazis.

I’ve been thinking, in general, about the average people who get to meet the president. Usually it’s an honor, and is because you either did something cool or something terrible happened. I cannot imagine it being an honor to meet Trump, and I would be really pissed if my chance to meet a president happened and it…

3 am Saturday Morning.

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

I work with young kids and for my job, I was in a preK classroom the day after Prince’s death. I cried on my way to work, and I gave serious thought to taking the day off to stay at home and cry and watch Prince documentaries and live concerts I own, listen to soundboard bootlegs of Prince shows I was at. But I…

If I were you I would say it at any and every opportunity. Also: HOW THE HELL WERE YOU AT HIS HOUSE?!

I CAN SAY IT TWICE IT WAS MAGIC. :)

I went to his house a couple of weeks ago and they have aromatherapy diffusers everywhere that make the whole place smell like lavender. It was really pleasant.

Magic

He wanted to cancel birthdays

I hope I am never in the position of that witness (or the decedent, of course).

I still like Stone! I can get behind the hate of Roberts though, she seems like a real piece of work.

Neither young Steve Brannon nor current Richard Spencer are anything worth looking at.

No snark at all - thanks for this post. JDI has done fantastic work advocating for reforms, particularly the Prison Rape Elimination Act in 2003.

My God, these comments are salty as hell. Can we not be both woke and appreciative of beautiful, rarefied art that is produced every once in a while in a world of darkness?

She can walk again!!!!

“America as a country has a very fucked-up attitude regarding sex and sexuality...”