Don’t even care about the song, still buying. #vivalaresistance

Garrett accused Gottheimer in a TV ad of assaulting a woman (Not quite true: in a civil lawsuit that was later withdrawn, a neighbor accused him of aggressively wagging a finger in her face.)

Thank goodness, a man is here to tell men how women feel.

Or a gift in their name to a charity.

get the fuck outta here

Omg totally agreed on american cheese, the most fouls thing ever. BARF.

Blasphemy. Apples do not belong on grilled cheese.

In case this helps you laugh a little: Everything That’s Wrong of Raccoons.

With some Grey Gardens crossover roleplay.

OMG! There’s a Capy!!!! <3

I would buy this if only to do THE GREATEST BEAUTY AND THE BEAST COSPLAY OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

I don’t know. That’s gonna need a huge amount of shiplap.

Omg that otter is my whole life.

I’m confident the house comes with a battalion of ghost governesses.

Lol, you are an optimist if you think we’ll have electricity two years from now.

Watching animals eat is all I am going to do for the next four years.

There’s the “guilt” phase...

I wouldn’t think less of someone else if they hired a fully qualified, talented employee who is a recovering addict, even if that employee relapsed. Even if that employee’s relapse caused problems at work and the employee had to be let go. Giving a talented, good person who happens to have a history of addiction a…

Irony of all ironies, the Satanic Temple is doing god’s work.

I once carved out a copy of What to Expect: The First Year for some new parents. It’s like the baby version of What to Expect When You’re Expecting.