somewhere between 8 and 9 i assumed it was jessica chastain proudly displaying the remains of the last person to ever confuse her with bryce dallas howard.

Note: take a second look at the lead-in image, in case you glanced over it the first time.

It’s only fair because every time a guy votes for another dude we always say he’s just voting with his dick!!

You’d be amazed what mothers of gay children will do. A friend of mine is a gay 19-year-old with Aspergers. When his mother found out he was dating boys, she had him arrested for animal cruelty. Because he clipped his cat’s nails with a human clipper. Then his sister (a Disney star), said he attacked her. This boy is…

let us have this, even for just a little while. k?

Hillary’s
Undercover
Male
Alternative

“Just look around.”

Good for them, they deserve some happiness after those husbands of theirs.

dragging things out, sucking more money out of her

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

I saw Derren Brown live and he does the *most* amazing cold reads. He’ll know about people’s childhood dogs were called (and what breed they were), what someone’s grandmother left to them in her will, a funny story about someone’s late uncle’s beloved canary yellow Ford Capri...

Well done!!! I think only 3 people get it, but you deserve all the stars!

The whole concept of “mediums” just grosses me out. I believe that there are some people out there who have a more developed sense of intuition than others, but this whole business about “the spirits” actually communicating through them is utter nonsense. If there’s a hell (which I don’t think there is), there is a…

“Hi, Art Laboe,

Don’t forget Felix the Huddersfield Station cat. Not just high powered bureaucats hehe.

This is my cat Bob. He’s big and lazy and a complete CAT - he does what he wants and does not give one flying fuck if you like it. Example: Bob sitting in the fruit bowl. On the counter. Next to the apples, which we can’t keep in the fruit bowl - because it’s always occupied by Bob’s fuzzy ass.

We have many democratic cats in government in the UK. There’s Larry, the No. 10 cat (who Theresa May inherited, the Camerons did not get to keep him). Larry is in a vicious feud with Palmerston, the Foreign Office cat. There’s also Gladstone, the Treasury cat, who seems to stay above the fray. http://www.telegraph.co.u…

My two little evil ones.

bob has been quoted on this more feline less felicitous meeting:

Of course the cat didn’t look impressed. That’s how cats roll. You want an animal to look utterly impressed for no reason; get a dog.