at which point they magically transubstantiate child abuse victims into child prostitutes.

He’s been spending too much time south of the border and needs the bitter cold to restore his Canadian-ness to proper levels.

men are so gd dramatic smh

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

One thing Letterman was damn good at was turning a fun interview into a dark and brutal stabbing if the mood took him.

Never forget!

This Thanksgiving, when your uncle - you know, the one who voted for Trump - starts yammering on about The War On Christmas, remind him that #AllHolidaysMatter.

This woman looks badass and I would like to share a drink with her. Happy Birthday, Maysie!

Guys, I’m not going to live to a hundred because I hate bananas. Damn.

Wow. First, I am so sorry that happened to your cousin and am really glad to hear she is doing well. Second, you sound like an amazing cousin.

I was so happy to read this headline on twitter this morning. Fuck backpage and fuck these guys. I spent months searching for my teenage cousin who was abducted, scoured the pages of that filthy fucking dirty site completely horrified by the children on there, worked with sex workers (who were helping me) up and down…

I am baffled by people who love romantic movies. When I was a teen we had a “houseguest” (squatter) who loved them. He as watching some shitty ass rom- com but left the room for like 20 - 30 minutes to take a call so I changed the channel (since it’s our house, TV, and cable) I put on something about WWII. He comes…

Was anyone else weirdly moved by the Tituss as a geisha last season? The episode itself was a bit problematic but Tituss was captivating.

Just stopping by to leave my obligatory “I went to college with Tituss and kind of knew him” comment. (You’re awesome Tituss. I’m delighted for you and your well deserved success.)

This one doesn’t seem that hard. Franco. They’re both annoying and both have sketchy hygeine, but one of them can be hot if he tries and as a bonus doesn’t have known anger management problems.

James Franco hands down.

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Regarding Sean Penn, Vincent D’Onofrio does not strike me as someone who would put up with much shit when it comes to someone mistreating his daughter. I base this solely on having watched all of his Law & Order:Criminal Intent episodes. DUN DUN.

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend

Dab? Back to google for my elderly self.