I read an article on AV Club earlier that the swear jar in Luke Cage was included because the show runner was hoping Prince would like it (he had one at Paisley Park) and want to make an appearance on the show. Thinking about how amazing that would have been and the missed potential and all that seriously bummed me…

Have any of us been the same since Prince died?

We’ve got a squirrel (squail) nuclear family in our backyard, and the boy-one does a lot of benchpresses and shit on our pine, and regales us with poofy-tailed performances of machismatic dynamism once every weekend at least, so I’d say he’s pulling his weight.

I read that as the “Demi Lovato mermaid fart story” and was a little disappointed. Meh. She said it was gorgeous, just not her body. I don’t really think that makes her a bitch.

Also don’t forget that words can be taken out of context when doing interviews.. still not apologizing for saying what everyone want to say

I really tried to care this morning because drama follows Demi like a shadow but clowns were spotted on my school campus last night and I’m considering moving out of the country because of it.

And, in truth, Dick Cheney was probably allowed to sit because he is legally dead.

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

I feel like Chili’s probably plays a role in more than one persons rock bottom story.

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

Serious question. Is Toronto the Philadelphia of Canada?

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

Sliced, raw tomato? Get to utter fuck!

I’d rather talk about the clown we all love and need more then ever- Homie the Clown.

Brody Jenner has to be graded on a curve because the worthless piece of shit that is Caitlyn Jenner raised him.

From the English Breakfast Society’s website:

Can you blame him? A nice Brekkie is so much better than the mess these gits have created for themselves.

I honestly can’t believe they are still going through with this.