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It’s not my story, but you all still deserve to let it linger in your heads as it does in mine. My boyfriend was at work when a stomach issue began and so he trotted over to the company restroom to let loose. It was so ferocious, as he told it to me later, that as soon as he pulled down his pants it hit everywhere. It

Docs absolutely work with casual dresses.

heh, in that video it sounds like you’re farting

JUST YELL REALLY LOUDLY WITH EACH STEP

“My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is

Fuck you, man, that shit is delicious. Also, this isn’t the time or place to diss SC. Fuck off.

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

I’m very meh on him in this photo because the whole tongue and stare thing is kind of creeping me out but she is luminous. Her skin is gorgeous.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

As far as I can tell, so far both Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer have been using their fame to produce awesome female driven projects and I freaking love it.

Yup. Whenever someone starts with “trust me”, I don’t. Julianne Hough is insufferable and her lame-ass contextualization was elementary. We know what you meany, trick.

Nah she meant what she meant. A woman whose body is outside the realm of haughty white chaste sexuality is to be admonished to emphasize how it’s wrong and you wouldn’t dare cause you’re “good” or whatever bullshit thing white women have used to belittle women of color because they’re threatened that they won’t be in

Where’s an article covering that Trump asked all non-Christians at a speaking engagement to identify themselves and then asked the crowd as a group to determine if those non-Christians should be allowed to stay?

Trump alone has five children with three different women. Imagine for a second if Obama had that hanging over his head.

This was perfectly planted by Hillary at the END of the debate and has worked quite well for her. Now we’re talking about Trump vs . Machado because Trump is stupid enough to take the bait every time. This not only hurts him with Latinos, but it hurts him with women. Thank you Donald for being so stupid.