girlnamedjake
GirlNamedJake
girlnamedjake

But that’s the problem: we need people from solid blue states like Cali and NY to move to red states. Georgia and Florida in particular. Georgia is super close to flipping... my home county that has been red for decades actually went for Hillary!

California is great precisely because of its immigrants.

#california secession

1. May it spread

Why do people want to hug kids anyway?

Voice of reason here. Cosmetics companies are gonna market their products anyway, so I would rather see someone like her in the adverts, maybe inspiring someone to read some lf her marvellous novels along the way.

Season 3 got so fan-servicey. Plus, I felt like they did that thing that bad mystery shows do, where they want their audience to feel smart, so the detectives are really slow at putting together obvious clues. That always annoys me, but it’s extra annoying when the detective being stupid is Holmes.

Unpopular opinion:

I’m a descriptivist and his grammar makes me cringe.

“Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress is a deeply shitty joke”

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

He consulted Dr. Rockso

Then he called NPR and Charity Watch “biased.” I was like “you don’t know what that means, do you?”

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways

You just know he’s called Obama “near.”

1. Natural fabrics.

I would also like to add to the list of wants on the basic button-downs the ability to fit over the hips. Maybe it’s just my own strange proportions, but it’s so difficult for me to find blouses of any type that don’t bunch like crazy at the hip (because they’re too narrow to fall naturally) without being completely

Counterpoint: I wear a 24/26 and I think Tim Gunn should shut the fuck up about what fat women want to wear, because we are not a goddamned monolith.

Counterpoint, part two: I am 43 years old and I love almost everything Tipton makes. I want to wear pretty much allll of her clothes.

“Not all of us want that” - so, you

THIS FOREVER.