God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

The Trump supporters also claim that they were assaulted by the co-owner in the parking lot and had the initials “H C” carved into their faces, only backwards, because she’s crooked.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…

Yep. I mean, I like the piece (also vaguely relieved that Alex Turner wasn’t the dick in this situation?), but I feel like it will fall on deaf ears to most of the audience, sadly. “How is he supposed to let you know he’s interested?” Um, here’s a tip: he doesn’t need to let her know! Because it’s a business setting…

Bjork is, without a doubt, one of my all time favorite artists. I simply adore her.

Good news, everyone! That showoff Einstein was right again.

What happened? Did your mom fall down? Sick burn!

I just got a response to that from a physicist pal: “It also potentially it opens up a whole new field of astronomy and will lead to a bunch of novel discoveries (whereas the Higgs is more of a culmination of a field of study, which is tidy, but doesn’t suggest much along the lines of future discoveries.) IMOI”