Wait, it’s a west coast style, but it’s not available in California? Boo!

You illustrated the Converse sale with a picture of Chuck Taylor All Stars (the only Chucks that I care about). Yeah, they are excluded from the sale. :|

You illustrated the Converse sale with a picture of Chuck Taylor All Stars (the only Chucks that I care about).…

Yes, and more importantly, the guy on the front of the bottle looks just like what my dad looked like in the 80s. Seriously.

Yes, and more importantly, the guy on the front of the bottle looks just like what my dad looked like in the 80s.…

How about for calrose?

My going away cake when I left an absolute garbage company? A very nice white cake filled with strawberries from Costco. The problem? I’m SUPER allergic to strawberries, as I had mentioned many times during various cake celebrations during my seven years of their bullshit.

I have a soft spot for Pea Soup Anderson’s and stop at the Santa Nella location every time I go to the Bay Area. It’s the perfect road trip food: filling, indulgent, and utterly consistent. We also always order iced teas and got into the weird habit of saving the plastic stirrers. We have a jar of them above our…

The white stuff should come out pretty easily with baking soda. Put a little water in the bottom, put in some baking soda, and leave it overnight. Seriously, baking soda is magic!

This doesn’t seem to scale correctly for plus sizes. If I use this measurement, the band is WAY too huge.

Exactly!! Danger dogs needs to be wrapped in bacon, topped with grilled onions and peppers, then a bit of mayo and maybe mustard, and served by someone who calls me mejita. They are ideally eaten after getting out of a concert and just on the line between tipsy and drunk. I’m not sure what’s up with that pinto bean…

Counterpoint: any ketchup + tapatio > all these choices. Plain ketchup is for children

For my husband’s grandmother’s 90th birthday, we bought her a flask hidden in a book because the assisted living facility was trying to make her give up her gin habit. Listen, she’s 90. Let the woman have her freakin’ martinis!

Pick ones with the stem still on and are soft. Pull off the stem and if it’s solid green, you’re good. If it is speckled, you’ll have brown streaks throughout. Bam!

Can you perhaps borrow a cat? I’m only half kidding. We had a neighborhood cat take over our backyard and she completely eliminated our mouse problem.

Related: if you ever get to see a performance of the opera “Bluebeard’s Castle,” definitely go, even if you don’t like opera. It’s a really gorgeous take on the story and very accessible.

Plus size need not bother, of course.

Plus size need not bother, of course.

Point of order: he actually lives in LA, not in West Hollywood, which is a separate city. This matters because he falls under the LAPD’s jurisdiction, and they have a lot more important things to attend to than noise complaints. I also live in the city of LA and have a terrible neighbor in the entertainment business…