Sorry, Scott, all this insistence you’re having lots of post-breakup sex - very sexy sex! - leads me to believe you’re sitting at home in the dark listening to Post Malone’s “I Fall Apart” while you sadly masturbate in between sobbing fits.

so the attorney tells Mickey Mouse that he doesn’t think the judge will grant a divorce just because Minnie is a little crazy. Mickey says, “For the last time, I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!”

Share anyway; I’m always waiting for SNS to come around, and when I get to it there’s already 200+ posts and I'm worried no-one will see what I write because in the greys....

Personally, I get a Low Rent Shooter McGavin vibe from him.

Isn’t Alex Trebek supposed to be a gigantic asshole? Like, he even seems like one when he’s trying to be pleasant during the contestant anecdotes (which are so, so painful). 

Seriously.  That pic should not be republished.

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it. 

I’m just a 1L, but yeah. This. 

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

My girlfriend always calls him Yolo Minneapolis.

Agreed except there’s no way these dumbasses are tech-savvy enough to use Slack, so more like the morning Telex. 

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

That’s why I don’t think he’ll flip--if he doesn’t he goes to jail here, if he flips and gets out, I think the Russians (or someone else) will take him out.    

I don’t get it, but it is your list. but what about Paul Rudd? he’s technically “sort of a Baldwin.”

If it makes them uncomfortable and makes them lose interest in going out, then yes, it has an effect. Acts of rebellion don’t have to be large, country-changing, and explosive. Small acts of rebellion help remind these people that they are not supported, and at the very least, they don’t get to sit around and live a…

Fucketh no.

I have to admit, I’m a little jealous of people who can move this fast. I usually need at least 3-5 business days before I’m comfortable enough with my own life choices, let alone someone else’s.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

When I showed my vascular surgeon husband this picture, he said that hand looks like the ones of his nonagenarian patients. So, no. And yet he won’t die.