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or the one where Haylie Duff inherits a bed and breakfast and must save it from being repossessed and falls for the bank president.

She’s WHAT? Damn. I’m only a few years younger than her but I’d have guessed she was at least a decade older than I am. I feel like my whole day is changed after finding this out.

I’m actually angry about this sentence. Blameless life? FUCKING HARDLY. His own daughter called his hands blood-soaked. I think we all know that the legal system tends to be kinder to white collar criminals but this is ridiculous even for his particular criminal profile.

When I was getting my IUD inserted, my doctor told me that it was about the equivalent pain of childbirth. I made it all of twenty minutes, swearing like a sailor the entire time. Much respect to anyone who has given birth; you deserve a fucking medal.

I had a male co-worker who openly admitted that the average woman toughs out pain a lot better than the average man. Didn’t stop him from carrying on about his cold. I put on headphones.

My dad was very much a “mom does the child-rearing” type of dad. And then he wondered why my sister and I essentially didn’t listen to a word he said, unless my mother backed him up. 

It should be noted that the Netflix Fyre documentary was produced in part by Jerry Media, which was also the company that marketed the Fyre Festival. McFarland might have been where the idea originated and might have been the original fraudster, but the marketing materials were full of lies too, such as touting the

Came here for this comment, was existentially disappointed, but not in you.

Honestly hoping for Kagan to just refer to him as Brent.

Forget her pants, why is she wearing sunglasses at night? Is she just a Corey Hart superfan or something?

Sometimes I wanna like, get brunch with Cardi B because we are SO different that I can’t even imagine what we could have to talk about. Just the concept of being so enthralled by a dick that you’re out in public abandoning all dignity for it boggles my mind.

I’m even a bit less friendly than you are towards the tax-free status that religious organizations get, specifically because of shit like what Scientology does where it can take tax-free dollars and purchase an appreciating asset that stays tax-free. I would be open to requiring religious organizations to have a

When I first started hearing about Scientology, my first reaction was basically “whatever you want to spend your money on, celebrity weirdos.” But now, after having read Going Clear and Blown For Good and having watched Leah’s show, I think they’re a dangerous cult and should absolutely lose tax exempt status. I’m so

Oh, Debbie dead.

Huh, I would have guessed alcohol bloat before coke bloat. That and the whole “at 50, you get the face you deserve” thing. Guess he just started a few years early.

Yeah, I don’t love C.U.N.T, but I can shed some light on fishy because I had this exact same conversation with a friend of mine. Here’s how he explained it to me: Fishy was originally about passing. If someone was “fishy,” it meant that it was hard to distinguish whether they were a man or a woman because they looked

I’ve always thought that serial cheating is just a symptom of disrespect for others and self-centeredness. It’s basically saying “I want what I want when I want it and I don’t give a fuck who it hurts.” I hope Cardi knows that Offset’s cheating wasn’t a reflection on her and that she deserves to be respected.

Damn it, I actually agree with Jessica Simpson. She has a good point that women, especially young women who are celebrities but not superstars, often have limited control over their image. Also I have no clue what Natalie Portman’s point was supposed to be. What’s confusing about the fact that a woman would be wearing

I go to school with a recently ex-Karen. We were talking recently and she told me that after becoming more educated and becoming friends with people who have had different life experiences who were dealing with the effects of this administration along with becoming a single mother, she can’t believe she ever thought

He looks like a dude who is desperately trying to relive his “glory days” playing second-string high school football because he ain’t shit now.