I feel like I could just leave one comment that’s just me screaming and then yelling “go fuck yourself, Pence!” and it’d work for the whole debate.

For the love of God, I just want someone to ask Trump and Pence “you are supported, openly, by self-identified Nazis and members of the KKK. Do you think belonging to those organizations isn’t deplorable?”

I would fuck young Tim Kaine and I want current Tim Kaine to tell me some dad jokes.

Dear America,

I’ve always thought he looked like a Buffy vamp whose face froze mid-transformation.

Is it just me or does the blonde son look if you threw a wig on the Master from Buffy The Vampire Slayer?

I wish I could find that gif of Dave Chappelle’s “traffic rocks to the community” moment from Chappelle’s show.

I need a gif of that expression at about :10 that just says “r u fuckin kidding me.”

OMG WELCOME BACK

This is not the worst theory I’ve ever heard.

And worse, the mass shooting at the mall was in Washington. They’ve become so frequent that it’s hard to keep them straight.

I was out with a friend on Saturday and, without even thinking about it, assessed all the exits just in case someone with a gun came in. Welcome to America.

Thanks for the tips! I don’t always feel confident in my looks, but I do love my eyes, so I’m glad to know they pepped you up!

Thanks - I might try that!

I’m having a really hard time lately. Sometimes I’m up, sometimes I’m down. It’s not extreme and I’ve never had problems with depression before, although it does run in my family. It seemed to trigger right around the time of a relative’s wedding but that was nearly a month ago and it hasn’t gone away.

First of all - yay you and best of luck!

I’m debating getting eyelash extensions. I’ve been feeling down about myself lately and I thought it might be a nice thing to make me feel pretty again. I’m hesitant because of the expense and upkeep, but I really love the way I look when I wear fake lashes and I’d love to look that way all the time. Have any of you…

Well shit, I’m glad you’re still here.

According to local news the shooter has moved into a nearby residential neighborhood. I just hope no one else gets hurt.

I have a friend who was named that way. It works.