Maybe instead of the painting rotting away it’s her personality?

Bird’s gotta fly, fish has gotta swim, Ann Coulter’s gotta say something breathtakingly offensive. She’s fine with it. I hope the test it is are never fine with it, though.

I mean, whatever’s going on I feel pretty confident that we’re in the darkest timeline.

I’m not yet convinced this year isn’t a very sick episode of Candid Camera.

I submit that the phrase “making whoopee” said by any grown ass adult is worse.

Solid plan, but I would also suggest calling Robert Smigel to do Triumph the Insult Comic Dog but with the racism turned up by 8000%.

Honestly I’m not sure I’ve ever been quite so happy to see a feature come back. If this doesn’t deserve a yaasss, I don’t know what does.

I thought 538 had the best take on this that I’ve heard. He says and does obviously crazy but minor stuff so that he can stoke the “dishonest/biased media” fire, which in turn allows him to get away with the big stuff because he pulls the same stunt and his supporters are primed to believe it. 538's explanation on…

I personally know of at least one who hasn’t accused him. Friend-of-a-friend situation, but I trust the info 100%.

Same! My family had a close friend who was gay and at Passover it was just like “there is Mom and Dad and Aunt and Friend and his boyfriend. Can I go look for the afikomen now?”

You know what else is weird about the “but how will I tell my children?” argument? If it’s not presented as abnormal, kids won’t bug out about it. We had a very close family friend who is gay and I don’t ever remember having had gayness explained to me. As far back as I can remember it was just sort of there. My mom…

Aaaaaaand this is where I drop my usual plea for everyone to vote blue this year. We need to protect the Supreme Court, because you know this is going to get there eventually.

I was nineteen when Obama ran for president. I felt like he was younger and better spoke o the issues that I as a younger voter cared about. I enthusiastically supported him and argued his case at my local caucuses.

Same for me too. And my mom is a get-shit-done kind of woman.

OK, hear me out on this: I’m not sure the death penalty is actually any more cruel than solitary confinement, which is where this fucker will, in all likelihood, end up. Especially if ends up at ADX Florence, which I believe is possible since this is a federal case, right? Florence features 23 hours a day of solitary…

I’ve been using Duolingo because a friend of mine recommended it. It’s been mostly good, although grammar skills are probably on par with a three year old’s, but it’s making me feel closer to that part of my history.

I’ve been trying to learn Spanish for a long time. It was my father’s first language but he stopped speaking it when he was young because he was ostracized and made to feel “un-American.” It’s been so long that he doesn’t remember how to speak it anymore. I’m going okay with he reading and writing, but I don’t have…

Yes! This! I see third parties run for president seemingly without any interest (or much interest. There’s sometimes candidate here or there for a different high-level leadership position, like state governor) in participating at a local level. It leads me to believe either they don’t know what the presidency entails…

If you ever want a good time while you’re waiting, aska TSA agent what’s the weirdest thing they’ve seen someone try to bring through. Apparently Miami is the best airport for this. I’ve talked to one agent who saw someone try to bring through a power chainsaw.

Oh, one more thing!