Let us not forget the bat has HOT SAUCE stamped in it. Preach, Bey.

You should check out especiallyyours.com - it’s where I get mine and they’re quite affordable (most of them can stand low heat flatirons, so you can even style yours however you want it.)

Thank you!

No, just Maria. No Juana here. =D

No, my government name, silly. ;)

Hello, there! *waves around* It’s my birthday and I am fresh back from dinner with the fam at a Mexican restaurant named after myself, so I am full of green enchiladas and margaritas! It was a good day overall, I treated myself to some retail therapy (I had coupons!) and the fam got me a no-longer-in-production Minnie…

*throws salt and holy water at the screen*

Eugene Robinson called it. He said the campaign would get a lot worse... and it did, fast. JFC.

And this is why they had Arrow on the CW do away with the Suicide Squad and Amanda Waller (seen now only in flashbacks with Amell’s bad wig parade)? SMDH.

*waves* Hello!

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

Um, Files. Dresden Files. My favorite book series after the other Harry. Jim Butcher got the rights back. He is a fab dude too!

My best friend and I went to see it Saturday, first because we wanted to and second because we’d had to attend a kiddie birthday party for her little cousins so we needed adult time. We LOVED IT! Kate McKinnon is the SHIT and Leslie Jones is fabulous and we’re already in the process of getting clothes to cosplay as…

Oh! What day are you?

Holy shit, she was born four days after me! We’re the same age. We’re Virgos. WTH happened that week? Because it goes (starting on September 3rd):

OMG I actually was watching that episode of Ricki Lake, when the wig snatch happened!

Well... look at that! Everybody’s here! I’ve been away because my life got nuts (when doesn’t it?) but it’s slowly getting back on track. Let’s see...

These assholes remind me of that one trick pony designer on Project Runway a few seasons ago, Ven, who basically bullied his plus-sized customer endlessly and made her cry. Bless Christian Siriano, you tiny made genius, for stepping up.

She’s counting the jet lag too...

You think Capaldi. I think about The Doctor’s reaction to this nonsense.