Oh my Lord. That woman is delusional.

Don’t forget the BS that it causes Autism. Or the bleach that gets peddled as a cure for all these things.

I had my answer locked and loaded but this is way better. 

Well, that was batshit crazy. I mean I knew some of them were nuts but I had no idea how crazy. Like how did she even get to the dead babies bit? Or makes them gender fluid?

omg. someone edit this with little bugs he's stamping out

Oh my GAWD!  I didn’t even know VWAC was a thing.  I thought it was just my wife.  She has this thing for plastic clipboards that open up so you can store papers inside.  Every time she’s carrying one of those, you know stuff’s about to get real.  We were at my son’s trimester progress report at school yesterday.  I…

SAME

If I ever saw President Obama I’d throw myself around his leg crying and screaming PLEASE DON’T GO DON’T EVER LEAVE ME like a 3 year old when mom goes to work.

I feel your pain, fellow Virgo. We are already prone to overthinking shit, and if you’re also a survivor, the last two weeks have also been murder on the neurons...and stomach...and shoulders.

Seriously! Why do we even HAVE prisons if not for this exact situation?!?!?!

Yes. I feel like feuds, clapbacks, subtweets and the like only come from people when they don’t have music that can stand on its own.

I mean, the city of Houston set the record straight about Bey so...

I am also this person and I’m only 28. I fell into a lot easier than I imagined. One day I just realized I had no idea who any new famous singers were anymore and I found myself not caring at all that that was true.

My 11 year old heart is so pleased. I haven’t watched the VMAs since 2003. I miss better days.

Sad is an understatement. I watched a couple of the crowd-shot videos earlier today and bawled like a baby. But like you, I’m happy for the Obamas. They deserve to be carefree, especially after watching their hard work be systematically dismantled and destroyed by a petulant toddler. I can’t imagine how difficult that…

Me too, it feels like a dream. The fact that this amazing, brilliant, and compassionate couple were our President and First Lady seems unreal given the current state of affairs. 

He was great, as was Sara Bareilles.

He was outstanding! His Judas broke my heart.

Most of his performance seemed like he was trying to remember where he put his keys

I mean Kahlua is both brown and from Mexico given the hypocrisy and projection of most prominent Republicans I assume the motherfucker free bases the shit.