Ah, Miley, you’d make them proud...

I’m just gonna leave this here - because you know this happened in real life and that moron the half-governor (I can never thank Keith Olbermann enough for naming her that) fanned the flames as much as she could. This is what this woman reminded me of. Pretty Santorum didn’t have the balls to stop her cold.

And he was a total dick on NCIS (what? I’m a fan of procedural shows and particularly love Abbie.) #Imaseniorcitizen

WTF? This show gets picked up by Netflix and Constantine didn’t despite all our campaigning?

The only reason to look at that guy that way is, he is actually Eddie Adams or Big Dick Richie. Period.

The same kind of ridiculous person that, having named his previous daughters Dawn and Aurora then attempted to name his son Twilight. A well-aimed lamp from my grandma to my grandpa’s head shut that down. They named him Reuben.

I am glad that JLo took out her extensions/chopped her hair/both. She looks so much better that way, ‘cause girlfriend’s hair is very similar to mine (in texture and original color) and it must have taken a beating what with the highlights and blowouts and all that. That dress slays!

I’m 47. It’s not a secret - I’ll turn 48 on 9/3. My body has, for the past two years, stubbornly refused to lose weight. I would just gain, no matter what I did. Name a diet, I tried them all, failed at them all.

I used to subtitle “Entourage” in Spanish from the second season all the way to the one before it ended (too many screwups -not mine- in the delivery resulted in the company losing the HBO DVD account). IMHO the only “acceptable” character, and the quotes are intentional, was Turtle. I wanted to fork my eyes every…

Well, it’s twofold - I either watch something on TV that makes me feel weirdly safe (NCIS, SVU and Untold Stories of the ER come to mind. USOER helped me when I landed at urgent care recently with an ankle sprain because I could read and understand every piece of equipment there. It was weird!) The other thing is my…

It’s tongue, okay? My cell was an ass and put a space instead of an n.

You are going to be that person who doesn’t overlook a typo?

The “banish this” thing Tim said was in regards to a specific picture of Kim with her to gue hanging out. I much preferred his “I feel my IQ dropping by the minute” after reading one of the captions accompanying a picture of her in a fur coat.

Which is probably why they’re using it! I seriously doubt they had glass doors way back when (apparently the Peter thing involves doors open “magically”).

The “legna” thing got me so I had to go Google it - from a Holy Land tour site:

I remember a couple from my church back in L.A. They had no money when they got married, so instead of a big fancy anything, they had a few friends and family come to the church for a very simple wedding and their reception was a potluck. It was more relaxed and groovy that way.

Can we stop it with the shaming videos now? Can we? Please?

My cat Harry’s nickname is “The Darkness” because he is black and has always tried to show his fierceness ever since his adoption at the shelter two years ago, weighing a whopping 17 oz. Friends and neighbors know him as “The Darkness.”

How in the hell did Violet win? Since I had a feeling either she or Smash!Pearl were going to win (God knows why), I DVR’d the finale and went to bed. This morning I quickly checked Facebook to find out who the winner was - I actually skipped through the final lip syncs for Violet and Pearl because I didn’t give two…

I love James Corden on account of Doctor Who and being the Dad of “Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All,” also known as Alfie.