The five year guy traumatized me and has put into perspective a number of cake writings reported on to CakeWrecks. Wow...

Doesn’t she look a bit like Idina? Or am I seeing things?

He is fine. He said sometimes he forgets things, or gets headaches or nose bleeds but doesn’t tell his fiancee because he doesn’t want to worry her. You can watch the interview - he sounds like Tracy, only he is not looking for the joke and he cries often, particularly when he talks about his late friend.

Is Chris Brown a Kardashian now? WTF? Get some therapy, dude. Do some mirror work. But mostly, stop being a douche. You were not born that way, you chose it.

Basically you need to be Barbie-like. You know, huge boobs, tiny waist, long, lean legs. In that case, the kilt hangs straight down because there are no saddlebags or shape to the thighs.

My brain actually read that as meatzza, which is a Nigella recipe that uses a sort of meatloaf base she then turns into a pizza. Quite tasty, actually. Then I read that again and the only question I have is... why?

If I remember correctly, that was the sticking point. No side was budging.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Bey and Jay’s friends are not having their wedding filmed as part of a reality TV show. You know, just putting it out there.

I don’t like Mark Ballas, but he didn’t deserve that.

It’s awkward and dorky but I feel they get each other.

Speaking of Rory, have you seen this?

They have already said Lucifer is a procedural. Fox has admitted this. Fans are pissed.

Fox is screwing Lucifer all the way to procedural land. The comic series is infinitely more interesting but they wouldn’t know how to handle it.

Derrick Rose, baby. Current Bulls player.

I am disappointed at the vid, but love it at the same time. Also, still not signing up for Tidal.

The fact that she got Mariska Hargitay and Ellen Pompeo on the video when her cats are Olivia and Meredith has me lolling 5-evah.

The episode name is “Shut Up, Dr. Phil.” Yeah, they went there.

I’ll just repost what Sofia said on Howard Stern. The bold and italics of the important bits are mine -

Charisma was on the first two “Expendables” movies as well as had recurring roles on Charmed, Veronica Mars and The Lying Game. She was even on Supernatural with Marsters on S7 (they were playing a bickering couple of married witches). Nick had/has a recurring role on Criminal Minds as computer specialist Kevin Lynch,…

Work got screwed up last week because they don’t know how to say no/ask for more time, which resulted in me doing 50% less of the project due to time constraints. The reason for the time constraints was, I had an appointment with the hematologist for the Status of Maria’s Neutrophil Count. Basically last year my…