I would customize the house so the cats could have endless hours of fun. Like this.

My friends and I were saying this morning grocery stores are missing out on season finale week. They should run specials on alcohol and chocolate and even show-related specials, with free trauma punch cards with every purchase.

I want to scream. I have never felt so insulted reading something. All my withering girly bits recoiled in horror as well. Just unreal.

I am curious to know - if they’re “Christians,” why do they hate poor people so much? Why do they make it so difficult for them to get a government issued ID? I don’t get it.

The best thing of EGAE (apart from the montage of nail sculpting at the very beginning) is having Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans looking like this -

What they used to tell us in translator school was, if it looks wrong, chances are it is. The other thing was to trust our gut when translating and not question things too much because then we’d overthink them and get them wrong. =)

You can be fluent in Spanish and not know the proper rules of grammar because you didn’t study it, so if your parents spoke it poorly, that’s what you know. That’s all I’m saying.

And that’s the incorrect part. It needs to be “Mi” if it’s going to be first, not mia.

In bad Spanish, sure. Good Spanish would be “Alma Mia.” Otherwise it’s MI alma. It’s my mother tongue and what I make my living with as a translator.

The only explanation for this asshat is he sold his soul to Crowley and even he is going...

You know that’s actually a line on an episode of “Supernatural,” right? The Winchesters save a girl who’s been a vampire’s personal pet for years and as she’s watching TV, she asks:

I was having a craptastic day yesterday on account of not having my Mom around on Mother’s Day and the awful weather we’ve been having in Chicago, and the Magic Mike Mother’s Day cards (=their promo posters adapted to the occasion) made me smile a little. I missed this, though. Thanks for posting it!

I loathe tangerines with a purple passion. My Mom tried to be sneaky a couple of times and mix them in with the grapefruit-orange juice she would sometimes make me. I would grab the glass, smell it and go, “This has tangerine in it. You drink it.” There was no third attempt.

My Mom was the chillest woman ever. She had had a very hard life and I was basically her menopause and then she lost my Dad to a heart attack. (I know, it’s an effin’ soap opera - I lost her when I was 20 and it still hurts. I’m 47 now.)

current host of Love, Lust or Run (if anyone understands what this show is about, will you please tell me?)

If only he could walk away like this...

Chipo will forever be Chan Tho to me...

Kudos to Solange for basically wearing a Chinese fan to the Met Ball. District 1 couldn’t have a best representative. Effie Trinket would be proud.

Joe is a very patient geek (Sofia was “complaining” on Ellen today he has tons and tons of books and I know he is into comic books.) If this asshat keeps going at it, well...

My favorite Sofia Vergara soundbite about the whole ugly situation -