I am a self-professed drag queen. I love makeup. I lost count of how many times I watched Raven do her face on James St. James in “Transformations” (look it up on YouTube) to learn how to contour because she does a ridiculously awesome job. I got it down so well, my friends now claim I “install cheeks.” That said,…

That is the most wonderful queen Latrice Royale from RuPaul’s Drag Race season 4 and All Stars. She is one of the best things to have come out of that show.

How did they manage it? I can’t be alone in a VS store more than 2 minutes without a sales associate coming up to me. That, plus the sensors. Just... how?

I was still in CA at the time she was running for the Senate. Had nightmares from her TV spots.

Not looking for support. If there were a way for me to delete my controversial contribution, I would. Alas, I can’t.

Exactly. It’s not funny, it’s just a crazy thing I did. The title thing “Craziest thing you’ve done after a breakup.” Well, it was simultaneous. *shrugs*

It said “craziest,” not funniest.

My (then) boyfriend’s best friend, who thought I wouldn’t recognize his voice on the phone, called me to let me know his asshat friend was two-timing me with another chick at a bar near my house. I went there, spotted them, approached the table, grabbed a glass bottle of Coke off a waiter’s tray and hit him over the…

Sasha is so Grumpy Cat, words fail me. Kinda like they did while watching “Supernatural” this week, when Castiel got (it gets convoluted, bear with me here) his vessel’s daughter a Grumpy Cat plushie... he got “at the Hot Topical” and then Hot Topic got in on the joke and hashtagged it and made it a whole thing on…

It’s cases like this and many others that keep me firmly in the “nope” camp. No, sir; no, ma’am; nope. Imma stay here with the cats and Netflix and my TV and movie boyfriends that can’t become obsessed with me and pull this kind of shit.

Have you tried this - https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201396

As others have pointed out, Mike has kept in touch with his 8th grade teacher. I followed the breadcrumbs to the GMA report where there’s more info. =)

I’m glad you became a mom. I just thought pointing out the health situation in her case was a valid point. =)

So you’re like, “Okay, but we’re gonna have to use a surrogate—my body’s my work.”

As per usual, I’ll express myself in .gifs -

Were they right in hounding her out of a job? I don’t think so - knowing MY kid would be going to a daycare where a person has categorically said she hates working at would give me pause. That said, if the person hated working daycare and being around a bunch of kids, why apply for the job, let alone take it?

Hey, in Argentina we have a saying - “Más difícil que recular en chancletas.” It means “more difficult than backing away in flip-flops.” Seriously, have you tried it? Those things are killer!

Psst! She was also Kendra, the vampire slayer who presented Buffy with Mr. Pointy.

Big Sean is 27. Ariana is 21. Immature? OF COURSE SHE IS! She also has a voice to take care of, dude, so sorry if she blew your big performance because she had to perform at the Grammys the next day. I would say her audience was slightly bigger than what you could get at HOB Hollywood. (Been there - it has the cred,…