Back when God was a child (late 80's) I was in high school, Math class. The teacher called me to show her my homework or something. One of my classmates had been to Miami (this was in Argentina, where I grew up) and got the flyest tennis shoes ever. He was sitting at his desk with his left foot in one of said fly…

Has anybody considered that perhaps Rosie is gone because her parents decided they didn't want her to go show biz at her young age? Besides, she always seemed way quieter and almost uncomfortable as the appearances on Ellen piled up.

Dear Madonna...

Also in Chicago. Wearing extra layers and an extra blanket as I work on a WWII movie (I subtitle movies and TV shows for a living so I work from home). This is my cat Sammy a little while ago. Yes, the heater is on but still.

I see what you did there with "Mystery, Alaska" instead of anything else he might be known for.

Agent Carter made me inordinately happy. My friend and I spazzed over text during the entire two episodes, picking up references here and there to both Marvel and other sci-fi shows (her "health inspector" bit reminded me a lot of Donna Noble as "Health and Safety" in "Partners in Crime," and the self-typing…

America's Worst Cooks makes me violent to the point of murder. You mean to tell me you can't tell visually the difference between the consistency of sauce and jam? That you can't see you did NOT trim green beans? (And don't get me started with the eliminated woman who served poor Anne Burrell barely cooked chicken…

No, it's a misunderstanding and a mistranslation, is all.

What I meant was, bringing up the allegations about Pope and such had nothing to do with what the article was about. I explained how the article was a mistranslation/misinterpretation of the law, and you brought up a bunch of stuff that had nothing to do with it.

Joe has wanted to get married for a while now. He was engaged to that chick who dropped from the face of the earth once the engagement broke off, then he dated that wrestling model chick that I could tell would go nowhere and then... he got with my girl Sofia and you knew he was NOT letting her go. I have never been…

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And this is why people (not you, Rebecca, dear) who are NOT from Argentina shouldn't be reporting on crap they don't understand. The President of Argentina does not ADOPT the seventh son or daughter (because yes, daughters are in danger too, of becoming witches, see? Nobody is safe!) He/she only becomes godson or…

"Future florals" aka fabrics that time travel... do they apply to anything worn on the TARDIS? (Sorry, bingeing on Doctor Who on BBC America today as I work.)

Sharing my cat Harry, who thinks himself super fierce and likes to be called The Darkness (seriuosly, he tried to hiss when I first got him at 6 weeks and a whooping 17 oz. Truly, The Darkness!) He apparently made an arrangement with his brother Sammy - my lap is Harry's in the morning, during breakfast. The rest of…

Tried it, the online version. I absolutely LOATHE to the point of extreme anxiety and stress the weekly weigh-in, mostly because I'm 47 and my hormones are all over the place, meaning the following:

BBC America is showing every Doctor Who Christmas Special starting now with my favorite, "The Christmas Invasion," in a row, in order, on repeat until 5AM. Then at 7AM tomorrow they marathon the latest episode with 12, culminating at 8PM with the new Christmas special. I have Jammie Dodgers and cranberry orange scones…

Matthew Knowles, class act. *shakes head* I mean, I knew he had no class after cheating on Miss Tina and the two babies but this sets the bar so low, not even a centipede can pass under it...

I am inordinately fond of kale. Discovering that Misha Collins (Castiel on "Supernatural") shares a similar obsession only increased the crazy amount of the stuff I consume, and then Beyoncé had to go and wear the Kale sweatshirt on the 7/11 video, making me lose whatever shred of sanity I had left, because I WAS…

I don't have any children, but if I did, this is probably a good example of what they'd be like. Why? Because I would totally do this even now. Hell, I even grabbed my friend in the kitchen at Thanksgiving and started dancing about... =)