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girlfmkitty

Ah, that beacon of journalism known as the Daily Mail! Yes, the one I have blocked on all browsers via the plugin Tea and Kittens... (I'm unrelated to the plugin developer, just a suggestion to help us stay away from the b.s. they post on the reg.)

Lexi is, "Have some dignity, FFS! And DO NOT SNIFF MY BOOTY, damn! I have claws, I WILL CUT YOU!!!"

My friend's family is like the Borg and I've been assimilated, so for the last three years I've been in charge of the turkey and gravy (plus misc. dishes) because I like to cook and the aunt who holds Thanksgiving dinner works retail and usually doesn't get off until 2:00AM (her shift is until midnight but those

Hello! Arrow and Flash fan here. You will love The Flash because he is totally adorable and geeky and goofy. They introduced him first last year on S2 of Arrow and it was a great episode. Plus Arrow is home to many actors from "Spartacus," and Barrowman is in it as well, so there you go. #salmonladderftw (you'll see

Point of interest: Catholicism is the national religion in Spain. Just sayin'.

I profoundly dislike Kanye. That said, if he had any involvement in stopping this atrocity, my frozen heart may thaw a little. Kinda like when Chappelle mentioned the way 'Ye had answered the phone while on the studio with him: "'Cause my life is dope and I do dope s*t."

I wonder if this was the lady in the couple with the rare steaks...

I'm so sorry about your extreme temperature. It's stupid cold today, as it's the norm after a snowfall, and the real feel at this point is -17 degrees Celsius. Perhaps you can try and imagine that and feel more comfy? Hope you're well soon! x

It's been snowing in Chicago on and off since last night. Dark, cloudy and generally nasty. Thank you for this ray of hope. *starts marking down the days until this movie opens*

Perhaps he was inspired by this - it's all that came to mind:

*raises hand* Fully undateable woman here. No matter what/how I tried, I always ended up in the "sister to me" category, whenever I was not being 100% ignored or "courted" by guys whose efforts in the messaging front were (and I kid you not and this is a straight quote) "WINK!" That said, Steve Harvey is the last

Huh. And yet, some weird woman once told me my aura was really bright pink. I swear, it was like the scene in 'Almost Famous', when the kid is trying to talk to his Mom on the phone and this girl keeps yelling that his aura is purple, only in the autograph line at a convention...

That's 14 months for a studio apartment in Chicago (average, not by the Lake - like in L.A., close to the water means more expensive). I used to love her and then she elbowed her way into the Deepak Chopra meditation seminars and I stopped doing them as result.

You took the words right out of my mouth, holmeag. Every time I went out for a run and saw a Rauner lawn sign around me, I wanted to vomit. Sure, he'll cut property taxes, sure... while he does away with a bunch of other useful crap. But hey, don't complain, lawn sign supporter! YOU PUT HIM IN OFFICE. SMH. (At least

I need to buy a new Christmas tree (I was given as Christmas present last year a bunch of massive ornaments that require a tree with some height, as opposed to the tiny, 2 ft. tall tree I used last year) but I never put it up until after Thanksgiving. In Argentina, we put it up on 12/7 so the Virgin Mary can bless it

Eliza tweeted this morning the thieves had been caught thanks to the action of fans! (Apparently they were able to track them to a floor in the same hotel or something). What baffles me is how she was repeatedly told "there's nothing we can do" by the police and hotel security. WTF? And honestly, those guys HAD to be

I remember in L.A. being subjected to pickup lines from a guy carrying an open container in a brown paper bag... who was at the time riding a kid-sized bike with everything extendable extended (seat and handlebars alike). In Chicago, I've been subjected to the same thing but from two guys riding atop a gardening truck.

It's probably Julius, Solange's son. He's been to Paris with them before.

No, she used it correctly. THIS is what "bae" means. Someone thought it sounded cute, which it does, but it doesn't mean what people think, really.