I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

I have adenomyosis. It causes my period to come out in clots, not in a flow.

I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.

I’ll be cautiously optimistic. BR has been horrible for me lately in terms of finding workwear. My office isn’t on a fuckin’ yacht, people...

Okay, but for some teachers 60k is the highest, or close to highest, they will ever be allowed to make. While you are making 15k more than that already with potential to still grow. Your lifetime earnings will likely be much higher than most people who are teachers for their entire careers. And in NJ, where my mom…

Oh, and now they also want you to be an armed guard for the children. Literally take a bullet for these children and still pay you peanuts.

Yes! I once got in trouble for locking my door during my planning period. I was working like a fiend and needed those 45 minutes of quiet, and my department head was livid that my door was locked. Mind you, she didn’t knock for me to answer the door, she tried it and walked away and when I went out and called out to…

The average salary for a teacher in NJ is around $60K. I don’t know what industry you are in but it doesn’t seem on par with corporate salaries that I’ve seen.

This is my all time favorite “rant” about teachers:

I just wanted to send you an internet hug. All the internet hugs. It’s unfathomable that someone could be that juvenile, petty, and shitty! All the best,and all the support and joy to you in the moving-on process.

Dear gods, is this perfect timing. This past summer, my best friend suddenly became hostile and unfriendly; no warning, no explanation, no anything. Then I found out that she had been excluding me from activities we used to do with two other gfs, and then posting their fun on Facebook for me to see. This put the other…

Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit. Want to stop cartels? Decriminalize drugs in the U.S. Poor Mexicans are just caught in the crossfire of our ridiculous drug wars.

this definitely elicits a sympathetic groan.

You’re damn right. It’s a Sunday night and some of us need a good laugh/wince/sympathetic groan before the upcoming week.

I LOVE DANNY TREJO AND HIS RUINED SLAB OF A FACE

Somewhere there is a curator seeing that picture of Liv and suppressing the urge to yell at her for touching the art.

Follow up question that nobody ever asks: Why do you think your message is so well recieved among white supremacists?