Where did he get the money to do all of this? That clinic looks huge! That website looks legit! I wish he could have just used his love for medicine in a positive way by - say - getting a medical degree and actually being licensed to practice it.

Only the fellas over at Gawker get to talk about it, where they happily leave Jez community in the grey.

Bowie as a meth-addled porcupine.

In a way.

He is deeply, profoundly creepy as fuck.

Wait...

They are! WHY NOT JUST POST THOSE. The women in the original portraits are all absolutely gorgeous.

Cigarettes. In fancy bowls. Everywhere. How glamorous.

Like elderly fetuses.

In all seriousness, is she mid-stroke there?

Cos she’s married to Chandler!

I hope my boss doesn’t mind me curling up under my desk next to my space heater and cry-sleeping for a few hours.

I can’t watch that show because they always have to have a shot of him shoveling the establishment’s signature dish in his face with bare hands as the poor proprietor is cooking it, in the kitchen. It’s so fucking gross. I think that's one of the many reasons professional chefs don't like him. You don't graze in the…

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

Because half the attendees are just this side of bare-ass naked and almost all of them are high as fuck?

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

There are the same people who facebook shamed their friends into attending a one-year-recommittment ceremony which required airfare, hotel rooms, and money to be spent on eating out.