I love your Handle! I'm picturing the ending, when he is pouring vodka or whatever into a milkshake... Hahahahah!

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…

This is one clip where the background noise from the person filming it actually IMPROVED the enjoyment factor. Bravo.

It's a nice gesture but it seems a little extreme for Archie comics. Like Tommy and Chuckie investigating a grisly rape and murder on Rugrats. But then, it's been a while since I've actually read them.

Oh hell yes I have a bad roommate story.

These people are pussies.

Your name makes me so happy!

Dan Savage has an excellent critique of Zack and Cody on This American Life..

Do inanimate objects count? Because if so I nominate:

The sassy kid brought in to breath life into dying show (Cousin Oliver on Brady Bunch, Andrew on Family Ties, Oliva on Cosby, Chrissy on Growing Pains, the list goes on...) but who kills every scene they are in.

I'm torn between the token black character or the older and wiser black character who guides white people in life.

The Nerdy Guy Who Everyone Teases About Being Gay

"BlickBlonald's." I had to cover up my chortling with a cough.

Little did he know you were a filthy English.

Being barred from interacting with them or responding to them was the only thing that saved my sanity, their vile shouts faded into background hums. I could do the thousand-yard stare through them all day but trying to talk to them or process what they were saying would have broken my brain.

Kind of a Pepe LePew "mistaken for female of his species" situation, I would guess.

Dude, who is advising nutcases to go with the Holocaust analogy?? Protestors said this exact same thing on the East coast when I was a patient escort- I thought it was one local, lunatic group who came up with that idea over tea. Had no idea people all over the country were like "Yeah, that's a good idea, that's how…

This is actually really cute

I volunteer as an escort for a PP in Maryland that is housed in a larger building that has multiple floors and offices. One floor is an English school that hosts classes on Saturdays, when the protesters are out. Most of the people who enter the building that day are there for ESL class, but the protesters just yell…

I accidentally walked past a PP while female once, and was made a target for their slurs and hate-mongering. I screamed back, in tongue, and pretended to cast a spell on them. One of the older guys did the finger cross as if to ward off a vampire, and another one told me that if I didn't stop putting curses them,…