No kidding, I thought that was a screenshot of Margaery at first.

she does look *awfully* Tyrell doesn't she?

No, I get the humor. I'm arguing the logic behind it.

omg go away please you're ruining everything

That's what she does!

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

It seems like you can't win in the food service industry. If you flirt with customers for a tip, people think you're a 'gross slut', leading them on - whatever else "nice guys" complain about on the internet. If you don't play along with their creepy advances you don't get paid. Lovely.

Still not as good as Bananawasp's.

I noticed one day that my five year old nephew was making toast. I said, "Cool, when did you learn to make your own toast?" Without missing a beat he said, "When I was in the Army."

Do lies people tell themselves count? If so, this one was a doozy.

When I was about 15 years old everyone in my group of girl friends had touched a penis but me, which made me feel like quite the loser. So during a family vacay to NYC I decided to come up with an elaborate story about how I had given a guy named Jon a hand job in my hotel room as my parents slept nearby. The story…

Last year I worked at a school that served students with behavioral disorders, a lot of whom suffered from mental illness as well. One student, a 17 year old boy, was a legit pathological liar. His lies were so absurd, and I usually just smiled and nodded, out of the fear that questioning him would release an intense…

I SO want her to have a brother named Subtle.

No, but it is obvi... you can see where I'm going with this.

I am doing that wheezing, coughing, crying laugh. Very painful.

She sounds like one of those horrible Eagleton people.

I've never been to this place, but I remember my grandma taking me to a garden at a wastewater treatment plant when I was a kid in Hawai'i. It was pretty and had a pond with water so clean you could drink it. Which we did. Don't knock a wastewater treatment plant until you've tried one.

They look like characters from the Capitol in Hunger Games.