This motherfucker can fuck off. And his wife.

Ugh, that is revolting, disgusting, heinous, and abominable.

Christian Martyr Syndrome.

I know we're supposed to make fun of this because it's so ridiculous (which it is), but I just feel so sorry for her. It legit makes me sad.

I think a big part of this must be due to the sunk cost fallacy. This woman has invested so much money into this guy that she feels like she can't afford for him not to be real, meaning she has to keep sending him more money. If she admits he's fake then spending all that money was for nothing.

This makes me really sad. The depth of desperation and loneliness that would lead a person to believe such a far-fetched story and give up so much money are hard for me to fathom.

I'm sad that this type of loneliness is real.

The most cringeoworthy moment of her's I've ever seen is when she tried to get George and Amal to do tequila shots with her and they were both like..... WTF.

I am just going to go perform searches of his name on a bunch of different platforms over lunch.

You mean the feud she wrote at least one song about? And centered a whole performance about during her last World Tour? That feud, that she never brings up herself?

No, being a super shitty human being does, though.

I think "the right to be forgotten" is amazing... for victims. This guy is a perpetrator, he doesn't deserve to shed that title.

What is Google?

I find it scary that there is apparently a segment of the population that absolutely cannot empathize with another person's situation until they specifically go through the same thing themselves. Also scary: People that think that sending death threats to strangers in any way constitutes humor.

"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"

Anyone who tells kids to "ignore them and they'll go away" clearly was never bullied. Ignoring them just makes them try harder. I was bullied by a girl a year younger than me, and channeling my inner stoic ONLY MADE HER WORSE. She ended up tripping me while we were running laps in the parking lot for volleyball,…

Great for Lena. But - and not to be obnoxious - have we spent enough time talking about QUESTLOVE being on PARKS???? #LEVONDRIUS.