If MM’s first husband did cheat, then I don’t think she was savage enough. I don’t care about sexual fidelity very much, but if I was treated poorly enough abruptly to end my marriage, everything is mine.

Its just getting SOOO old. Lately I am like what the fucking fuuccccccccccck.

No fucking kidding. How about instead of bashing her for climbing herself out of the pits of hell, we fucking congratulate her for coming out on top.

Seriously. She was awful as First Lady.

And Nancy didn’t even look that good in those red dresses she used to wear!

I don’t know, the stuff Kathy Griffin went through with Interpol, etc. sounds pretty traumatizing. If she wants to continue to talk about it, I’m okay with that.

This is the first time I’ve actually seen what Meghan Markle’s half-sister looked like. And damn. I knew she was older than Meghan but didn’t realize she was that much older.

Markle is not technically a Royal yet, but she is far more interesting to me than any Royal. She looks like a decent and smart person, unlike - hmmm let me think, Kate, whose face expresses perfect bitchiness on any given day. She has also had to work her way through life, which makes her very different from all…

I put the royal family in the same group as the Kardashians.

Thank you. There’s nothing cute about living over here and I mean nothing. Their engagement reminded me that news can be happy or light in nature. We are on fire, our government is on fire, sorry not sorry I like Megan Markle’s taste in coats. :/

SHS being so good at that job is a bigger insult than her looks could ever be.

“not nearly as funny/edgy/clever as she thinks she is.”

Ugh. He’s also the same asshole that threw a porn actress off a roof into a pool. I think she broke her foot and had to sue him because she couldn’t perform for a while and lost her only source of income. He’s so fucking gross and a total piece of shit.

I’ve noticed that she has more of a rictus than a smile. Its really unfortunate.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Kate’s McQueen gown was lovely, but nothing like his Plum Sykes creation

Really? Awed by a basic girl with no job with an orange hue?

Have you heard of Google?

Her and Brian Mulroney’s grand daughter

Well....