ugh.

Anything 9/11 related is going to hit an American audience harder. It means more to us. We're invested. The Falkland Wars? Thirty years ago? Way less "damns" to give over that. Do YOU care about the Falkland Wars? If it were true, would YOU think O'Reilly's story is a bragging right?

C'mon Anna, this is a guy who con't tell the difference between a loofah and a falafel. You can't expect him to have a keen grasp of geography.

How are these not essentially exactly the same lie? Williams claimed he was shot down in a helicopter when he was actually in a war zone when in actuality it was the helicopter that flew in before his. O'Reilly said that he was in a war zone and rescued his photographer with an army chasing them when he was not in a…

The linked article isn't just about him lying about the Falklands, but also El Salvador. It's a pattern, and it's exactly the same as what Williams was lying about: "I am a combat-hardened journalist, I was in mortal danger, and I barely escaped to tell my tale", when his account is untrue.

"Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

Oh, he's gonna try and will probably succeed.

Megyn, Santa Claus is white, of Fox News is as bigoted as Guiliani.

Probably in a very Paula Deen way. In fact, I heard she's doing the catering.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

I do, yeah. I couldn't find a really crazy train picture that I liked of her, though. So this was more like, how it's all going to end....

FUCK YES THIS IS WONDERFUL

Sometimes it takes the glimpse of how ridiculously happy you can be to walk away from how miserable you are.

Oh, so you're king/queen of breakups now?

Ho-lee-shit. Maggots. I would have called all of the cleaning ladies. ALL OF THEM.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.

The part about a Valentine's Day proposal with which I take offense is the idea that an engagement ring is a gift. It's not a gift. It's a request for the gift of my devotion. Granted, that's a dubious gift for which you're asking and I question your sanity, but still don't expect me to be excited you got me a gift…

There are days when I wish Christianity wasn't pure mythology just so I could see how righteously pissed Jesus would be if he ever came back and met the modern American Christian. It would make the Cleansing of the Temple look like a dance around the friggin' maypole.