I gave that cursed thing to a ne'er-do-well friend from my youth to pawn for lawyer money

I really feel for this man. Nothing is worse than being robbed by someone that you loved, it's an unbelievable feeling to see the evidence put before you. I just completed court with the sociopath that robbed me earlier this week. No punishment is bad enough for these people. They really should bring back burning…

All new level of respect for Willie D-but I have always loved the Geto Boys.

The best part is that he and his business partners are rehabbing the house next door so he's around all the time. I never tried so hard to look cute while walking my dog

Yeah, but isn't there conflict of interest all over the place with this? Would you ever go out with one of your tenants?

My landlord now is an amazing dude. He's really smart and tall and cool. We seem to have this totally amazing chemistry and I really have to check myself sometimes to keep from flirting with him because AWKWARD

When I had a sketchy landlord like that, I used to leave Landlord-Tenant law books laying around my place. I know he used to creep around in there when I was at work and I hoped that the implied threat of an upcoming lawsuit would scare him into acting normal