Two minutes of the good stuff:

 Everyone involved was a shit, news at eleven.

Well um yeah because those assholes didn't do what they did live on tv.

They make them turn in their prop badge and gun.  

You might want to let the body get cold before you start blaming Dave for this.

I feel like at this point there’s more Will Smith slaps Chris Rock articles than there ever were about Bill Cosby or Mel Gibson or Kevin Spacey.

Whether Rock will face Academy-backed repercussions for going off script isn’t clear.

Nope, just dissipate after hundreds of millions of years.

I’m laughing just reading about it. I hope Paul Rudd does this at Conan’s funeral.

Based on this article, we’re all Better Than Ezra.

Caps don’t help you.  We understand the point you are trying to make, and do not think you are correct.

Dude, some of us just really don’t care for witnessing real life violence. Maybe you didn’t grow up in a setting where the threat of violence was constant, but for those of us who did, it doesn’t actually matter what the net worth of the participants are. We were hanging out, and someone hit someone else out of…

Watching the early seasons of the current run of Doctor Who is a very different experience now.

Not that anyone should care, but I was surprised how much what happened and the aftermath rubbed me the wrong way. It felt like a high school watching a bullying jock beat up a smaller kid, cheering him on, then going to a party at his house later like nothing happened. To say nothing of the insane level of…

An honorary degree is kinda like a nerf vibrator... ...it looks good but doesn’t really do much. —Robin Williams

....no....she KNEW it would be delayed THEREFORE went to the screening to take advantage of the situation and her psychic mom powers!

“Tiffany King, a psychic medium”

Teaching children ‘critical thinking skills’ would just incense the right-wingers to even more loudly proclaim ‘education’ as liberal satan territory.

Okay, but I think we’re long overdue for fringe militias and their rogue republics to get slapped down by the US military.