Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

This is a 1989 to 1994 BMW Alpina B10 Biturbo, apparently the fastest sedan in the world on its debut with a top speed somewhere around 180 mph, per Alpina. It’s a very ‘90s Alpina morning over here on Jalopnik.

In Hong Kong, repairs—even on expensive cars—often happen curbside. Here’s a mechanic in Yuen Long wrenching on a Honda S2000.

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

Once you add in the floor mats.

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

After all these years, she finally got her payback.

Now, before anyone gets excited, this is not a place to shove a BMW V10.

What you mean to say is that CarMax is making all of us pay more in order to compensate for their loss when they incurred with Doug’s Range Rover...

Nice how they painted the trees. It was a sorry sight when they were all grey and possibly unable to photosynthesize.

To truly make that build offensive you need to give it an automatic transmission.

No less confusing than least recalled among vehicles with at least 50,000 annual sales from years 2013-2017.

Don’t just ignore these assholes - if they’re calling you up, that means they’ve called other customers up with this scam, and it’s more than likely that it’s worked for them if they keep doing it.
Yelp reviews, local BBB chapters, or your state attorney general are all appropriate methods of alerting others that this…

$550,000 sounds like a lot until you compare that to the price of it’s sister ship, the USS Gerald R Ford which would cost you just shy of $13billion. In that light $550K is a steal for a boat.

That almost cost him an arm and a leg.

Fortunately his paper thin muscles and rubbery, calcium deficient bones came through unscathed. Don’t listen to your parents: all that time spent playing video games and living on a Doritos diet will eventually pay off.