This is a prime example of early mussel car.

I’m guessing they didn’t expect the customer to call the local news station? They’re idiots.

I’m willing to look the hairdo from 2003, the bad BAD suit/french cuffs, the douchecanoe goatee, but I am NOT going to overlook the pinky ring.

What awards are there for investigative journalism and how do I submit an article or series of articles for consideration?

Leaked image of final production version:

Reading some of the comments here, and I’m left speechless. How fucking stupid are some of you? Nobody was left to burn in favor of a car. NOBODY. PERIOD. This is real life.

Hey Guys,

Soory. No hosers or low ballers. I know what I got, Eh.

I’m not cool with how much I don’t hate it. 

Man, Bring a Trailer is getting weird. 

This comment is the Truck Yeah version of “FIRST”.

I’ve never heard Extrudehone mischaracterized so inaccurately as to call it “cleaning”. And that is probably the root of the power improvement doubts.

When David Tracy offers to buy it.

This is the kind of pickiness I live for. 

In all seriousness though, what Civic minded individual did this on their own Accord? What was the Prelude to this? There has to be another Element in here somewhere. I simply cannot understand why someone would undertake this Odyssey. I think their brain went on auto Pilot.

Fight me. It’s ugly.

Also, the ZR2 just popped its airbags in excitement at this news...

Give them time. Chrysler has been producing defective vehicles for decades.

I'm pronouncing your name High Choad from now on.

I named my car High Road now