Time to attack your Monday! Get out there and drive like a champion today!

What’s a Car and Driver?

Trim the fenders and fit 38s.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

They still sell an exciting rear wheel drive car, it’s called The Civic... if you’re man enough.

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

Honda CR-Z. If it had managed to be an actual successor to the original CRX... what a car that could have been.

I worked at Scottsdale Ferrari when the F50 came out. Ferrari stipulated that they could only be sold to people who currently owned a Ferrari.

If its not going to end up looking like this, I’ll pass:

You need to do what I used to do with my old Outback. Box them in with your wheel cut so it’s literally almost impossible for them to actually get out no matter what door they use to get into the car, lol.

I kind of love this approach though... Like it’s just that perfect balance of being bitchy but not being an asshole.

It’s a Jeep, you can’t blame unintended acceleration when it can barely pull off intentional acceleration..

Who is this Mike Brewer guy? Is he the not-funny one that I fast forwarded past to get to more Edd China segments?

Mile High Fights are all the rage

Needs more headlights.

As a first-gen tundra owner, I find these incredibly offensive.

I am going to just grab the low hanging fruit here.

I have a crazy idea: Just stop.

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

He did it in front of the mirror so it was actually 61:3 nhoJ