Homing machetes, anyone?

Machete(s)

Please ban immediately.

No game came close to the chaos of that masterpiece.

So they should have been called intimidators rather than investigators then genius?

Yes you are.

Arkham Asylum is for the CRIMINALLY INSANE. Duh

We can be like friends, then you’d know that not all men are douche, and there’s no need for weird catchy usernames like boykiller and slaughterer of men.

This dude is everywhere. Kotaku response team eh?

He’ll notice the speakers, that’s for sure.

Why even ask why? Obviously? Jesus Christ

Huh. They only acted when got sued. They used to charge something for the repairs when the controllers are defective in the first place

Agreed. It’s great as it is. I had the controller  for five years and it still feels new.

Here for the stars eh?

To think that Kotaku published an article regarding those issues while salivating on different colored flimsy controllers.

Prioritize gamer girl bathwater though.

Also, anything that says official (product) of esports.

(Satanic) Pizza time!

This isn’t exactly ‘organized’. just a shitpost really. A good one too. But may have very dangerous implications because some people might actually try it.

Any press is good press, eh?