American Horror Story: Calabasas

As a BYU graduate, I’d like to personally say, go fuck yourself.

Cult folk who believe in magical diapers and who one day will be god of their own planet; who say jesus visited the U.S.; who for most of their history says black folk could only go to heaven as a servant of whites; who view more porn per than any other state; who condemn hot liquid, except hot chocolate?; says says…

Anytime something regarding the negative aspects of our party system comes up, I always think of this:

I have a big lawyerly crush on his ethical and conscientious practice of law.

love him. love him so much.

I haven’t watched Confirmation yet, but I remember the RL events. I was young and I had my first “real” job. I was a data entry clerk for an exterminator, making a whopping $5/hr to type hand-written service reports into a PC.

AGREED.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRIEND

hi monday, fuck you.

One one hand, there is irrefutable proof that the victim was raped. I wonder what the net pain index is of having your rape live streamed vs. having your rape doubted and never ever getting the help you need.

I want to run for Congress, win and draft a bill to make it legal for American citizens to punch these guys in the dick.

Wow, we do sound a lot alike! I try and just support what she wants. When she was 2 it was shirts with cars and trucks on them, today it’s special occasion dresses. I’ve never told her that certain clothes are for boys and certain clothes are for girls- in fact we have argued about boys being able to wear dresses…

Yay beauty thread! :D I tried a cut crease for the first time ever last weekend. For some reason it’s never dawned on me to try it before, but I’m obsessed with late ‘60s-style makeup (nude lips + heavy eye makeup and falsies) and wanted it to look authentic. It was harder than I thought it would be but I was really…

That Crime Bill that Bernie voted for?

I’m not going to ask questions. I’m just happy this appeared on the internet.

My uncle went to law school with the Clintons and he said once a bunch of guys were standing around talking shit about girls and ranking them from least to most fuckable when Hillary happened to walk past and hear them. She kinda iced them a little and then one of the guys was like, ‘Well, aren’t you going to say hi…

Birdie Sanders doesn’t need transportation that burns fuel and power and ruins the environment. He calls his woodland friends and a giant eagle appears to carry him where ever he desires.

I prefer the remix.

Sadly it’s incurable though upside, sometimes fatal.

Yes because no woman was ever in a relationship that turned abusive, was forced to have sex and kept the baby because it was still a “relationship.”