You gotta read past the first sentence, man. I’m concerned about what the Internet is doing for reading and attention spans. Really, really concerned.

You know, you’re putting a whole lot more effort into dodging the issue and being an internet asshole than you did into proving your ‘point’, which says a lot about that point. Oh and: you.

I dunno, I can think he’s got a damn good point (which he does), and also think that Writing Like This Gets Really Annoying Really Fast And I Don’t Understand Why He’s Doing It.

Excellent commenting. You really showed us and we all learned something.

Fuck you.

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Dear Henry, the guy who thinks he needs a“safe space” for white dudes: it’s called EVERYWHERE. Inviting more people to the table doesn’t make you unsafe, you sniveling privilegewank.

This one is my favorite:

You do realize that even when women are getting paid to do porn, that if they say no and if they say their SAFEWORD, that the scene must come to a SCREECHING HALT? Fucking christ.

do you ever think that even though your cat is your best friend you are not theirs?

It’s specifically because he told her to consult her husband that it’s patronizing.

That’s the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever said to me.

celebrating whiteness

I have seen both and been a receptionist. I did turn gay, though.

Really? You’ve never seen a garbage-woman before?

Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.

These gals saved TV for me. I’m older than they are, but reliving the mid20s vicariously through them is 1000% better than any real life experience. Plus it’s like a total purge of Girls bullshit and ol Lena whatshername who needs to disappear.

I’m not even sad but gimme dat.

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THIS SOME BULLSHIT. Trout tell us it ain’t so