I grew up with Jack’s and always had a soft spot for its spicy sauce (well, spicy compared to the bland red crap found on most frozen pizzas).

Totino’s is the best bang for your buck by a mile

I mean, Totino’s Is kind of a trash pizza classic.

It was either that, or: “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!” (I’m not dead yet!)

I don’t think you understand how Christianity works. Unlike Judaism, it doesn’t have a racial/ethnic component to it. You either practice Christianity and are a Christian or you don’t and you aren’t*. Being White has nothing to do with it.

beautiful plumage though.

She’s just resting!

Avril Lavigne is back and definitely not dead.

Also may add? Punk Pop is an oxymoron. Punk lives in defiance of Pop. Polar opposites if you will. Pop=conformity and popularity. Punk= Fuck You.

She was never, ever, ever, ever, EVER by any metric or any definition ever punk. Ever. Nevr. Nope. Nope. Nope. She was a bratty little kid from the fucking sticks with major eyeliner and serious penchant for posing. She was and remains a Poser. Not Punk. Don’t besmirch Punk.

“She was a punk”

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

oh good lord... not a born again... those are the worst

I was cracking up when he was calling people “Fartjammers”.  I’m 40.

The user interface for this game is so weird. It’s all menus and sub-menus, some practically hidden unless you happen to drift the cursor over them. I sort of get it now, but...I very much would have liked a more traditional approach. Maybe I’m just old.

It’s not racist to have majority white staff. And it’s not sexist to have all male directors. Now, it is racist not to hire people of color because of their color and vice versa for people of different sex. I don’t necessarily agree with Rife’s logic here, but if we could make a list of talented amateur pop culture…

It’s because people are dumb, they just can’t help it. Candy corn is awesome.

I fucking love candy corn. I don’t understand the hate. At all.

Would that be “sole food”?

Is it a HOT TAEK if I think Day of the Dead is the best of Romero’s original trilogy?