No dumbass. As long as the hand that’s on the meat end of the bat is protected — as it is there — the chance of breaking her fingers is virtually nil, because no one is going to try to bunt a ball that’s pitched that far inside OTOH—Her hand there will prevent you from shoving that thing all the way up your ass, where…

What time does your TV show air?

I understand the choice to get rid of downvoting comments, I really do. Can we make an exception here or maybe add a button so I can hate-fuck this comment?

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This is so fucking stupid. I’M GLAD YOU CAN SPORTS GOOD, BRO

God, she deserves a better platform than FS...

Girl, you are not crazy. And while it’s easy for people to armchair QB this and say “just leave him!” it’s not that easy.

I have two boys, the youngest is 6 months and lots of support and it’s tough. All the hugs in the world to you internet stranger.

Goodfellas will forever be my favorite movie.

I would be convinced we had the same ex if it weren’t for the Japanese part. Mine was a WASP from Greenwich. He also wanted me to iron his sheets.

did you actively laugh directly into his face? bc motherfucker fold your own goddamn socks if its that srs.

This dude reminds me of an ex-fiancé I had, who one day sat me down and very seriously said that before we got married I HAD to learn how to fold his socks the way his mother (a stellar housewife who came from a strict Japanese family) did. Because the way she did it was perfect and he had to keep having that once he…

She did a better job than I would so I give her props. It does look like him...

I prolly shouldnt post this gif or be laughing as hard as I am, but this column really brings out the worst in me and it’s cathartic so screw it:

These have been circulating along with that pic as well.

A&M claims that this song went multi-platinum like 90 years ago when they really didn’t even keep track of those things.

Even I can’t be cynical about Orlando Bloom taking pictures of Katy Perry’s speech and performance. That’s supportive and adorable.

“I’m not going to tell you what I think [about Trump or Clinton], but I really admire Trump for telling you what he thinks.”

Honestly, the very least surprising thing ever about the Donald Trump for president campaign is the fact that he’s an unapologetic cleavage starer.