Being that every picture of this dude looks like a racist muppet in a golf cart, I’d wager he hasn’t run shit in a LONG time.

That cop is like “Man those are some tiny wrinkly hands. Did he just get out of the tub?”

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Nice

It’s also Rex Ryan’s pet name for his wife.

Roger is in a tough spot here. On the one hand, he could end up setting a precedent that could lead to the NFL having zero owners. On the other hand, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

His racism forced my family to eat pancakes with our bare hands, so yes, he’s a fucking monster.

Yeah, who are we to judge the actions of a staunch supporter of racial segregation?

Steve Smith: released by the front office

You should be seeing stars for this comment.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

It’s going to work, isn’t it? By virtue of being a loud mouthed asshole

Slim Retreater

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

I tend to agree with you... but then I remember that KD has created social media burner accounts to clap back at those angry commenters you reference.

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

So he literally just confirmed what everyone else thinks: that he’s making sure to craft his image and the narrative about him. He’s a fraud. He just admitted he’s fraudy. Well done, Kevin.