Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

I’m just glad we’re living in a society where standards are changing and that sort of behaviour is no longer acceptable. I suppose I can just hope that current standards hold and my kids grow up in a world where no basketball players spend four years at Kentucky.

I still don’t get why people are acting like Lauer’s firing comes as some sort of a shock. The only shock is that he was allowed to do this shit for as long as he did. The man is a true piece of shit in every way, and perhaps the hackiest non-Fox News anchor around.

He had pink eye! Whereas Matt Lauer had his eye on pink.

...ewwww. that joke was bad.

If we’ve learned anything from the Trump experiment this year, it’s that the boss’s kid always fucks things up

Late in last night’s win over the Los Angeles Lakers, Austin Rivers fell onto Blake Griffin’s knee while scrambling with Lonzo Ball for a loose ball.

I couldn’t find a way to fit this into the article, but:

Look I don’t necessarily have the same background as a player that Rose has, but as someone who is dealing with a similar issue; if I was in his position I’d absolutely dread it.

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Has Peter Vecsey been told that he is not allowed under any circumstances to repeat any of this?

Take your dirty, dirty star, you filthy monster.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

Surely this can easily be solved with a new publicly-funded billion-dollar stadium.

You see empty seats, but all I see is the hilarity of Asuka getting caught mid-cabbage patch in that screenshot.

Translation:

Tennessee apparently did give a fuck, as Jennings was kicked off the team on Wednesday.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”

Pictured: Curry (left) and Durant.

This is the biggest mistake a Penn State coach has ever made.