“Mr. President, it appears that there’s someone out there who’s an even bigger and better asshole than you.”

+1 hefty fuckin fee

HIS FUCKING NAME IS NEAL.

Jesus.

Toby Keith’s gonna be pissed when he realizes he didn’t think of this idea

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

What’s with all these 90s musicians goin’ country? Kid Rock, Hootie, now that German band that sang Another Night?

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

I’m a Celtics fan and think Stevens is amazing but let’s hit the brakes a second. Brad’s doing a great job but you’d have a hard time convincing me that Tatum, Brown and Smart wouldn’t be just as successful under Pop.

I shouldn’t have laughed.

If this was an Air Force pilot, one could argue he was merely living up to the USAF fight song. You know...

“You’re on the old side, but would y’all maybe want to stop by the Senate instead?”

A very very small cocks hat.

Game: Cocks

The South Carolina women’s basketball team, last season’s champions, have declined an invitation to visit the White House tomorrow due to what coach Dawn Staley described as a scheduling conflict and a desire to focus on their current play

Just send dolt45 a Cocks hat and be done with it.

But that invite didn’t come for months.

+A dance that ain’t got no steps

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them: