“something something one of the least racist caricatures I’ve ever seen”

In related news, Dan Snyder has purchased the rights to the Chief Wahoo image and will be adding it to the Redskins’ uniforms next season.

I’m so happy H. Chung kicked his ass.

To be fair, to preface a Nassar story with a backcap at this point would be like explaining that Trump won the election in every story about him. It’s accepted to be general knowledge at this point. Though it does sound like you had your hands full this year so no judgment on not knowing that.

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

The Saints secondary is so disrespectful to the troops.

Bevis no longer able to butt heads.

Not to mention that Trump basically called the US a festering shithole as recently as the inauguration, so he’s not exactly a great salesman.  

Especially since they all come from the shithole states.

Wanted for murder, you say? Catching this man’ll be.../wait for it/...a TALL order. #gobertorgohome

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

I don’t know why Gobert didn’t just block her like he does everybody else who comes at him.

So much edge in that comment, it just became tag team champions with Christian!

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

Century, hell. He’s got the best record of a Detroit coach in the Super Bowl era.

Fun fact: Jon Gruden is 1/64 Comanche, which qualifies under the Rooney Rule.*

Beef Wellington Mara in this case.

This is elite level gold digger - she gets pregnant, transfers the embryo to her sister, both get child support.

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?