Does mean I have the advantage in me and my boyfriends ongoing game of cold hands.

That crystal dress is still probably the best thing anyone has ever worn.

It's unseemly how excited I am for this.

Ha I tried that lemonade cleanse diet kept to it (with some minor cheating) for a week (I ate a bag of stir fry vegtables because I was just SO hungry.) Lost three pounds.

Just saying using more than one is the sign of an unsound mind. Five apparently means you pretend to be your own deranged child.

This makes me think of Gaston in Beauty and the Beast describing his perfect marriage.

Snow White's tears.

!!!!!

nah was out with spanish/bolivian friends

Eating exactly 12 grapes is one I only heard of last night. Think it's a Spanish thing have no idea on the why.

I didn't realise my Mother had moved to Florida.

Trendy like an STD

Worst - all the 'practical' shit my mum got me. Like a dustpan and brush and tea towels. It is hard to fake excitement about that. Also that year she flipped out because we got her gloves she didn't like and hid in the bathroom for like an hour.

Yeah well if a man thinks an abortion is a good idea it's alright then. Could this seem any more like it's about fucking with women than any kind of 'moral' issue? My sad ladybrain thinks no but I need a man to back me up in writing.

Wait, do guys like English accents too? Also stop with the phrase 'British accent'. Just stop.

That cat won cos it can smize.

A doll cataloge and twins? It's like serial killer bingo.

YES. But then I totally did a Tolkien module at uni. Shame there was no Hobbiton travel option.

Like it or not it is the word of the year so you'll just have to put that in your pipe and vape it

'responsibility as a woman to raise a child'