And she was an ethics prof! That’s the part that kills me.

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into…

Classic Spencer.

OH NO A NAKED HUMAN

Kumail’s tweet is gold. I actually did ‘laugh out loud’. Because his arrest was pretty much the best thing that happened to anybody yesterday.

“Literally nobody supported you”

from a statement on Turing Pharma website

I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with Kris Jenner, but I’m with her on this one. We live by a famous person and the level of creepy stalkers is scary AF. Especially the guy that wears a black wool trench coat in 90 degree weather and insists he’s a motivational speaker.

first i thought it said kyle chandler’s bathtub, and i wondered wtf coach taylor was doing getting involved with all of this nonsense.

He’s like a real-life Ned Flanders!

“So I called my boy,” Carl says.

Literally my first thought on this pastor/church/Bieber combo:

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

For anyone else who’s browser cannot handle all the auto-playing Vines, go through and click on each one to pause them then play them individually.

You guys came up with them so fast, I could barely keep up!

Yes; “flopped-over traffic cone” and “ambulatory merkin” are conspicuously absent...

I still think Ashley Feinberg summed him up nicely.